my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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