so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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