scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she peed on how many people?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Every concussion has its silver lining
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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