We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
