it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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