Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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