this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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