OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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