Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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