I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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