Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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