i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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