Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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