god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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