You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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