I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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