tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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