You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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