Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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