That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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