quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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