I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize
