I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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