Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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