ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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