I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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