I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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