this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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