another moral hangover. fuck.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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