oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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