By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I supernannyed him into submission
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
