If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
