But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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