ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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