I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
