chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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