Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
only you would photoshop your dick
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Someone shattered a urinal.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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