I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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