either way he was missing a nipple.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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