So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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