I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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