Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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