The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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