Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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