People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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