is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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