i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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