also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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