Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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