I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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